| A la Posh - This is MAJAH. |
[28 Aug 2007|06:31pm] |
Oddly enough , looking back at the last entry I ever made here... I do have a daughter now, in fact, she's about to be two.
How are ya luvs?
*in the US now too. Bloody England can kiss my ASS.
jerseymarie@gmail.com
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| You Know You Wanna |
[05 Sep 2004|10:51pm] |
Hey everyone.
No, I'm not back I just want to spread the gmail love or gmail evilness - whichever you prefer. I have 6 invites so I'll email them to the first 6 people to reply with their email addresses.
Oh and you have to post a nekkid pic of yourself as well. =P
Kidding... or am I???? ;)
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| And Lots of ASSSSSS |
[01 Jan 2004|07:23pm] |
Just wanted to say: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
May this year be full of boobies, cocks and dirrrty sex for you. :)
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| It's Hard To Walk Away |
[14 Nov 2003|10:58pm] |
No, I'm not dead, I've been contemplating not updating anymore and just using this account so I can maintain my Rachel community.
I've come to outgrow this whole routine of writing about my crazy life.
Feel free to unfriend me. It's been fun. Just so you know, I've made many friends on here and still plan on reading about your daily lives.
If you want to get in contact with me, here's my email address: princ3ssjersey@yahoo.co.uk
Please put in the subject line who you are otherwise I'll just think it's spam and delete it. Unless I think it's porn... then I might not delete it. =P
I'll see you when I see you. Bye biotches! And I do apologise to the people who have just recently friended me... all I ever did was curse and talk about boobies, so you won't be missing much. :)
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| Not Only am I a "Ms." but I'm a "Mr." As Well |
[21 Oct 2003|11:27pm] |
I had to walk into the boy's loo today to break up a fight.
"I don't want to have to come in here, but I need to!!!" That's what I shouted as I made my way in with my eyes semi-shut.
I just thank the lord that the boys were fighting with their trousers on rather than off. =P
Turns out they were just "mucking around," (or playing around) of course they were, that's what they all say. Bunch of little prats.
I didn't see any willies, so I don't feel like as big a pervert as I did when it happened.
Of course when the word got around to the students it came out all wrong. "Ms. Summers was in the boy's restroom. Apparently she goes in there all the time." ....... "I heard she uses the loo in there." ...... "Do you think she's actually a man?"
Yes, hermaphrodite Jersey. That's me.
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| And They Said It Couldn't Be Done |
[20 Oct 2003|11:03pm] |
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"The Clapping Song" by Shirley Ellis |
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I've been invited to a costume party on the 31st and have finally decided on a costume.
I'm going to be a sexy Freddy Krueger. Sexy Freddy? Jersey, you've gone mad! How can you do that?!
Let me tell you. :)
I bought the sweater and cut half of it off so it shows my tummy. I've found the grey trousers and have cut off around the belt loop so they have now turned into "hip huggers." So not only will I be sexy Freddy, but I'll be fashionable Freddy.
I've also purchased some black boots as well as the hat.
I don't think I'm going to buy the infamous glove he had on his right hand. That wouldn't be sexy at all. =P
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| You Love Me. I Know it! |
[14 Oct 2003|11:18pm] |
One of my co-workers was fired today.
They found hundreds of pictures of me in his car. Pictures that were taken when I wasn't aware. Some of which I was out with friends, meaning he was following me.
That wasn't the sole reason he was fired, he was looking at porn while at work and they found out. This was just another thing to add onto his sickkkk list.
They saw the pics when they were escorting him out. He opened his door and a bunch of pictures fell out. That's when they noticed the rest.
So the coppers came and were investigating on him. Apparently when they checked his flat, he had loads more pics of me all over the walls in his rooms and some pictures of other women. O_o
He had rope, tape and a knife in the boot of his car.
He's invited me out many times... god only knows what he would have done to me had I agreed.
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